Welcome to the 2025 Holiday Gift Guide where all gifts are carefully curated by Jen for no other purpose than bringing joy and practicality into your life and the lives of your loved ones!
Sad Trombone: Womp, Womp! 
The perfect gag gift for any trombone afficionado. This 3″ mini trombone plays the sad trombone sound and makes any desk or bookshelf complete.
Epic Fail Button | Sad Trombone 
If the above sad trombone is too on the nose for your gift recipient, please consider the FAIL button which plays the same sad trombone sound.
Measures 1.5″ tall
Includes 2 AAA batteries
UNLADYLIKE – UNISEX HOODED FLEECE SWEATSHIRT
Jen’s favorite new hoodie, Savage Seeds sells many items for people that like to live life loudly. MADE IN THE USA
Hercules Stands DS420B TravLite Trombone Stand
The HERCULES TravLite Trombone Stand folds easily and compactly and stores inside the bell of the instrument; velvet pads protect the instrument. 5.1″ tall when stored inside bell. Not recommended for bass trombone.
SHAMELESS PLUG – OUR SILENT NIGHT
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End of Year Campaign 2025
The Unwritten Measures is a six-week effort to raise $200,000 in support of women and gender-expansive musicians, as well as other underrepresented artists. As parity is deprioritized and data shows steps backward, we pledge to continue the work of supporting an arts industry that flourishes with diversity and opportunity for all.
MUSE is committed to expanding opportunities within the music departments of the theatre industry by providing access, internships, mentorships, and support to historically marginalized people of color. We recognize the lack of opportunities particularly for black and brown artists looking to pursue careers in this field. We work to remove barriers, foster collaboration, and create pathways for talented artists to thrive in an environment that welcomes and values all.
The International Women’s Brass Conference’s mission is to educate, develop, support, and promote women brass musicians while inspiring continued excellence and opportunities in the broader musical world. Membership is open to all who would like to support this effort.